Hey there, I'm Duck Commander! I have a the best rating, service, and shipping times on Silk Road. Feel free to send me a message if you have any questions, comments, or concerns. Also, if you ever have a problem with an order, contact me directly before leaving feedback. I will work with you to find a solution. I always take care of my customers. Looking forward to doing business with you....

-DC

(UPDATE 5/1)
NEW PRODUCTS COMING SOON! By the start of next week, I will have smaller listings of Chem 4 as well as Jack Herer. I will also have Vyvanse 70mg, roxie 15s, and Kpins back in stock. Going to be a BIG weekend so get your coins ready.

***Updated Policy***
For the time being all orders must FE. SR has been very unstable and I need to access the funds immediately to purchase new product. For the past 2 weeks, I haven't been able to get my money out of SR which has caused much trouble. Once available, please finalize and I will ship your order promptly.

I am also giving out tracking #'s to all orders with Priority Mail. I think this is fair if you must finalize early. This is a bit to keep up with, so be patient with me. You can message me with your city and state if you haven't received your tracker 24 hours after finalizing.


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All orders will be completed through Silk Road. Payment is accepted only in BTC through the site. Finalizing early is required because of the inconsistency of SR lately. It is difficult to keep prices down when payments remain in escrow or are unavailable for long periods of time. Thanks for your compliance. I understand no one likes to FE, and neither do I. So, I will be providing tracking info on all orders to get you peace of mind. It's the best I can do to compromise.

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Orders ship promptly as the are received, usually next business day. I try to ship every day but Sunday. Remember, I'm human. I work a full time job and stay very busy. I do my best to keep on top of SR. All orders ship with United States Postal Service and NEVER require a signature. Pills are packed securely so they are not crushed and all packaging is discreet. Items that can be sniffed out are vacuum sealed a minimum of two times. Items ship from the east coast so if you are in the region, you may receive your order faster. Please do not leave me bad feedback for USPS slow transit times or package misships. I do my part to get the order in transit as fast as possible. Their poor package handling from our US government is out of my control.

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Will you ship this item internationally?
No. I ship very few items internationally. If it is eligible for international shipping, the listing will tell you. The transit times are too long which keeps funds in escrow for a ridiculous amount of time. Secondly, customs is a pain in the ass and I do not want any packages to be seized. It's not worth the risk. If you place an international order on a non-eligible product, it will be cancelled.

If I buy more, can you give a better price?
Yes! I am always willing to work a better price if you are looking for bulk quantities. Please message me with an offer or to inquire. I will set up a custom listing for you promptly. And no, 10 pills is not considered "bulk." Please use your judgement. I will not cut a discount for small orders.

Can you combine shipping for separate items?
Absolutely. Please purchase both items and checkout. After your order, I will refund you the shipping price for one listing. The alternative is to include extra pills. I will give you the cost of shipping in equivalent product. This is the easiest way for me to cover shipping costs. I will not send you .15 or however much you need to cover the cost up front. I am resistant from any scams, do not try me.

Can you get me a certain product?
Most likely. Feel free to message me if you have any product requests. I can work with my suppliers to get you what you need.

Will you send me a sample?
No. I do not send samples per request. From time to time, I may include samples with your order. I have been known to do so, but there are no guarantees. If you receive a sample, enjoy it and come back to see me :)

Do you supply a tracking number with my order?
Yes! Now that I am requiring buyers to FE, it is only fair to send out tracking numbers in return. You will receive a tracking number upon placing your order. After you finalize, I will drop your parcel in the mail and the tracker will go live shortly after. If you do not receive a tracker within 24 hours of finalizing, please send me a friendly reminder.

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Feel free to use PGP or privnote to encrypt your address. My PGP key is listed below (it was updated in the end of april so make sure you have the latest one). Please do not communicate via messages with PGP encryption. This is a hassle and makes it difficult to communicate. Encryption is not required for addresses, but highly recommended!