"Hoping they're not really a couple of fat middle-aged men." Ha! Thanks [redacted]! You have 10% added to your next order! We have been asked to pass this 10% onto someone who 'needs it', if you think you need it, let us know why!

***UPDATE 5th June***
Security policy added. It is time we all stepped up our game, please protect yourselves. We always step up, helps that finely curved ass, which is not helped by the cake. :( We do everything in our power to protect you.

NEW OFFER! Make us laugh with your feedback and get 10% added to your next order. If you think you are funny, send us a copy of your feedback in a message, so we can attach it to a user name.

Please note, we reserve the right not to find you funny.

***Tuesday 4th June Update***

We have been listening to your feedback and in our never ending quest to meet your high standards, we wish to clarify and improve things a bit.

The great news is that domestic shipments are now being sent uncompressed. You asked, we delivered!

CURING - Two of our customers have mentioned that our weed has not been perfectly cured. We have not cured our bud for 2 months plus and we never claimed to, what we have said is that it has been cured for a number of weeks. In reality it is over a month and is only getting better by the day, but we needed to get this thing moving and hopefully one day we will be offering a 2 month super cure. You will know when this is, as we will not be able to shut up about it.

About Us - We're just a tight couple of girls trying to do things a bit different. Working along cooperative lines, with ethical, organic sources for all we use. We knows who's on top around here and it isn't any of us, we are looking forward to the challenge of matching and beating expectations.

You will be dealing with just one person, me at the shop front, who you can call LittleOrphanAnnie. FYI, I'm not little, an orphan or called Annie.

The Weed - B+/A-, better than what we get on the streets, not as good as we get in Holland. So sweet and fruity smelling, with a good solid, long lasting high. More importantly for us, it seems unlike anything else we've ever had; it's special, in a delicate way. This batch does lack that bag appeal and knock-out aroma we all love, but it makes up for it in other ways. Totally dry and nicely cured for a number of weeks.

We've been asked if we use any bulking agents and we want to categorically state we would never do such a thing. One of the reasons we are here is to try and bring some ethics to the business - bulked weed would be totally against what we believe in.

'BIG ASS STALKS' - If you think there are some twigage in your weed, weigh it first ;) It is a presentational choice as it leaves us to leave the bud alone for as much as possible. Less molestation this way, but you are compensated.

Shipping - Domestic is sent uncompressed! You guys wanted it, you've got it!!

We've been working on this for far longer than we anticipated, we will not go into too much detail as to our methods, but there's a reason we are so confident to offer international samples straight away. Threads like the one below have been read and fully understood, to the extent that plans have been changed, new systems implemented and comfy assumptions confronted. If we're wrong, we will admit it, sometimes even happily!

We use sealed pouches and moisture barrier bags, we are always looking for new and better ways. We have a 100% delivery rate.

STEALTH THAT WORKS - dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=18904.0

Dispatch - Within 24 hours of order, by 1st class Royal Mail, which is free.

FE - As a new vendor, could not even accept it even if we could. Users with zero/very few transactions are likely to be cancelled.

International Orders - Four free samples for those in the EU, as we believe our stealth is proper version 2.0. Once these samples have arrived, we will happily sell to the EU.

Forum review thread - http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=162472.msg

SECURITY - We want this to work, the only way to do that is doing it safely. Everything we do is on encrypted Linux, vendors using Windows is madness. We keep no records, paper or otherwise of your address, you guys see the only paper copy made when you get your goods. We do not have any interest in where you are, or who you are. We care about you being happy and us getting paid, that is all.

Usernames will be kept, publicly, on account of seriously bad nastiness or autofinalisation. This will not contain any other information and will be made freely available to other vendors. We really want to say thanks for not having to do this yet, we really do not want to!!

We stay right on top of what is happening with the ground reality of what we are doing, we aim to always be playing our best game. We would love it if you thought about your security too, no one is going to connect your order to us, this is really about you! Please read this forum post here:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=167339.0

Please do not do anything stupid like this, it is your own ass on the line not anyone else's. We have our collected asses covered we are also very interested in your ass too.

***PLEASE NOTE NEW GPG***