C H E M D O G S U N R I S E

Primo Client Service - With Added Panache

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Amnesia Haze out of stock.

Grapefruit Batch 2 in stock.

Much love

CDS


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Please ensure you double and treble check your address details as below:

* Use a name associated with the address past or present
* Please capatalise as required
* Use digits where numbers are used
* Include your postcode
* You don't have to include UK if you live in the UK

Grab a Tesco mailer or something and look at how your address is printed. That is what we want to see, what the post office would expect to see from a ERP-like system in terms of business mailings and that exact style and formatting will help mail consistently reach its target.



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"Holy Monkey Nuts Batman! It's Chemdog!"

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*POW!* - We are here to serve and will work with you, the community, to build an
open and transparent supply of the finest psychotropic substances known to
humanity.

*BASH!* - We drink our own champagne and will not sell anything that we
ourselves would not consume. If we don't think it's the mutts’ nuts, then it
isn't for sale.

*CRUNCH!* - We want the community to be safe so that we can continue to operate
safely. Help us to become the epitome of "secretly open, opening secrets".

*KURFUFFLE(??)* - We are not afraid of criticism if it is constructive and will
help us improve our service to the community. If there is a problem, tell us and
give us a chance to make it right. We'll thank you for it, and so you'll
probably thank us too.
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Table of Contents
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Top-tip: Press Ctrl+F on your keyboard and search for the code below to jump to
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1 - #AA1A# - What are the range of goods and services that you supply?
2 - #BB2B# - How does P+P work with you?
3 - #CC3C# - What days and times do you visit the post office/maildrop?
4 - #DD4D# - What about refunds?
5 - #EE5E# - Can just anyone buy from you?
6 - #FF6F# - Anything else?
7 - #GG7G# - Footnotes
8 - #PGPK# - PGP Key

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1 - #AA1A# - PRODUCTS AND SERVICES

We are vendors of various natural and wholly unnatural substances.

Whatever we have is whatever we have.


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2 - #BB2B# - DELIVERY COSTS AND EXPECTATIONS

Delivery costs are included for all small domestic orders.

Please see individual listings for international options.

Remember, if we all treat the postal systems of the world as if no-one were to ever know we were using it, we will continue to enjoy its services in its current format for a very long time.

Our philosophy is one of sterile practice. Expect airtight packaging where
appropriate, clearly printed labels and securely sealed envelopes which will fit through your mailbox.

If you have a specific service requirement, please ask and we'll do our utmost to accommodate you.

In the years I personally have been mailing items around the UK for various means, the ONLY item I have ever had go missing was sent Special Delivery, an insured guaranteed next day service. Getting Royal Mail to replace the item was a nightmare also. However, in comparison, not one 1st or 2nd class item has ever been lost in hundreds of non-SR transactions.



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3 - #CC3C# - ORDER CUT-OFF TIMES

For UK orders, we post daily with the exception of Sunday.

The cut offs for domestic UK services are as follows:

Mon-Fri: Orders placed by 13:00 GMT will be posted same day for inclusion in
the afternoon collections.

Sat: Orders placed by 09:30 GMT will be posted same day for inclusion in the
midday collections.

According to Royal Mails statistics, over 90% of these items will be delivered
next day, or Monday in the case of Saturday collections.

International post is serviced three times a week: Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
The above cut-off times apply.

If you require your package to be marked in a specific way (within reason), just
ask.


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4 - #DD4D# - REFUNDS AND RESENDS


Refunds and Resends are dealt with on a case by case basis, though we want to underscore that it is in our best interest to ensure that you get what you ordered. If a resend is not possible, the most we are willing to offer is a 50% refund.

We are willing to go straight to SR arbitration and wait things out, so if you are looking for a "pump and dump" type hustle, look elsewhere. Remember, it is in our best interests to get you what you want and will work with you as best as our circumstances allow.

Please read the item description carefully as all our items will be listed in as
much detail as possible to help you make your purchase decision.

Remember what I said about Special Delivery above: Experience shows that letters and parcels going missing repeatedly between two points is a statistical improbability. Please don't play us, as we will pick up our toys and go home.


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5 - #EE5E# - RIGHT OF REFUSAL

We run a business, not a charity. As such, we retain the right to cancel an
order, return any sent monies in full or just choose not to trade with any
entity if we feel that, for any reason, trading with that entity would harm our
business.

We hope this right is invoked rarely, but be aware it can happen. If this
occurs, you can expect an explanation. If you don't get one, either something bad has happened to us, or you have breached the limits of what we consider a friendly business relationship. This is pretty much what you would get from us in real life too, regardless of the commodity or service being traded.

If you don't like this idea, please do not buy from us. You are NOT our target clientele and we are OK with that.


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6 - #FF6F# - OTHER QUESTIONS OR SUGGESTIONS

If there is anything you know that we can do for you, or suspect we can do for you, or really wish we would do:

JUST ASK! The only daft questions are the ones you don't ask.


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7 - #GG7G# - FOOTNOTE -



(Please note - this is a backup email contact only - we generally use the
Silk Road for all communications).


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8 - #PGPK# - PGP Key

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