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31/05/13
WE ARE GOING BACK TO AN OLD GPG KEY... please reimport!
~~~By ordering from us you agree to our Terms&Conditions;~~~
Self-acclaimed Pope of SR. We try to treat each of you as we would hope to be treated ourselves.
New arrivals - we love you. Feel free to order as long as you agree to our terms.
Everyone! Below is a rough estimation of our delivery success. Decide if this is good enough for you prior to ordering.
UK = > 99%
EU = > 98%
USA = > 97%
AUSTRALIA = > 95%
SCANDANAVIA = > 94%
Australians - yes we send to you! Big and small.
Don't believe us though, do your research and check our feedback and also check in the forums. We send between 100 - 200 parcels per day. MBB is used for all orders, and varying levels of stealth depending on product and quantity ordered.
======= REQUIRED READING =======
► By placing an order with us you agree to all of the terms and conditions.
► NO REFUNDS FOR: Scandinavia, Denmark, Estonia, Russia and Ukraine. Sorry guys, you have the strictest customs in the world. So you accept all liability by ordering. You can wait till it arrives before finalizing - BUT if it doesn't arrive, then you will be required to release funds.
► NO REFUNDS FOR accounts that are less than 2 months old, or with less than 300 USD spent.
► No combined shipping of different product types. Each is sent froma different location.
► You can order multiples of the same product and these will be sent together. ie 2 * lsd blotter will be sent together
► If you claim your product does not arrive, you qualify for a one time only refund of 30% maximum.
► Long standing clients will receive higher refund rates in case of non-arrival.
► We will never resend product in the case of non-arrival.
► Orders taken to the resolution center must request a 14 day extension before a refund will be considered.
► We will not refund outside of the resolution center.
► Therefore, do not finalize early.
► Please use the resolution center if there is a problem.
► We reserve the right to cancel any order for any reason.
► Keep all questions simple and in the subject line if possible.
► Depending on which day it's dispatched, your order could take a lot longer than it did for others.
► All orders must be placed through Silk Road. Bitcoin only.
► Do not send Privnote.
► Do not ask for samples.
► Only custom orders for large amounts are considered.
► Don't provide specific details about how the package looks in your feedback nor the forums.
► If for whatever reason you aren't satisfied with your order, contact us immediately before leaving negative feedback.
► Zero exceptions to these terms and conditions.
=====END=OF=REQUIRED=READING=====
<<<ANNOUNCMENTS>>>
5/06/13
<<<SERVICE UPDATE>>>
Hello everyone. A quick update... we've been streamling a few processes within our workflow - here are vague specifics:
<<LSD>>
As feedback is showing this is now going out pretty quickly.
<HOFMANN>
Restocked. Available in up to 100's
<ALEX GREY HOFMANNS>
The stock that is listed is the last we will be getting.
<MAYANS>
The stock this is listed is the last we will be getting (these newer listings became available after a bulk purchaser had to cancel their order)
<LOTUS (tabs and vials)>
No set date yet, but within 10 days.
<TOC/TCR>
Will be listed during the break, to be packed and sent upon return of shipper.
****HOLIDAY FOR LSD PACKER*****
Get your orders in before 10th to have stuff sent before the 1 week service outage.
<<MDMA>>
We have now added a 20g listing.
We've refined the workflow here, meaning we are getting stuff out MUCH more quickly. Thanks for baring with us this past month - things have been hectic....
THE END IS NEAR!!! for now.
We will be running till the end of the month and then we will be taking down all listings. Week commencing 24th we will be having a SALE - we will swallow the SR fees and will add free shipping to certain products.
(As previously mentioned we will rise from the holiday when TCR arises....)
4/06/13
LSD will NOT be sent 11th - 19th June 2013. LSD wo/man is taking a proper break during this time.
4/06/13
LSD - being processed within 24 hours and sent within 36 hours.
MDMA & PILLS- being processed with 48 hours and sent within 48 hours
HASH - being processed within 24 hours and sent within 36 hours.
31/05/13
WE ARE GOING BACK TO AN OLD GPG KEY... please reimport!
30/05/13 -LSD orders are back to being sent out within 36 hours of being marked in transit (from the next working day)
MDMA & XTC = SLOW SLOW SLOW
We're getting hundreds of orders a day, so will now NOT process orders till the point the enter the physical packing que... this will allow you to cancel the order if we are taking too long. If you don't mind waiting a hot minute, then order away :)
30/05/13 - we are processing orders with approx 3-4 days lag. By ordering from us, we assume that you understand this... please also factor this in with our postal days which can be found below....
25/05/13 BANK HOLIDAY - orders won't be processed till Tueday 28th if you placed them Fri 24th midday onwards. Royal mail doesn't collect post during this time, so we will be prepping as many of the orders as we can.
==================================================================================
<<<SENDING>>>
We send three times a week, Monday, Wednesday & Friday. This is for our and your safety.
Once your item is marked in transit, it is usually sent within 24-72 hours, unless communicated otherwise in the ANNOUNCEMENTS section.
==================================================================================
<<<SHIPPING>>>
Shipping times estimated business days:
UK 1 - 3
Europe 3 - 7
Canada 5 - 8
Asia 4 - 7
South-America 6 - 14
Middle-East 6 - 14
USA 7 - 14
>>> Orders can be resolved after these maximum businessday shipping times + 14 days.
==================================================================================
<<<REVIEWS>>>
"The level of customer care you go to often makes me forget that this is an illegal drug market.
You guys are a credit to humanity! Thank you for your hard work. "
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"TL;DR - Flawless vendor. Order without hesitation, he gets my highest recommendation.
Review:
I ordered a vial back before he worked out a new shipping method. He was responsive and professional in all of our communications.
When I had an issue with my order, he was polite & immediately rectified the problem without issue. That's the kind of customer service that is priceless in a market like this and separates the top-tier vendors from the rest.
As for the quality of his LSD - it was bar none the cleanest trip I've had yet. Electric, lucid, positive - if you are looking for love, peace, and the joy of existence, JOR is your vendor."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
More reviews here:
General announcements & Feedback
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=46574.0
MDMA&XTC; reviews&feedback;
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=105745.0
==================================================================================
WE ARE GOING BACK TO AN OLD GPG KEY... please reimport!
~~~By ordering from us you agree to our Terms&Conditions;~~~
Self-acclaimed Pope of SR. We try to treat each of you as we would hope to be treated ourselves.
New arrivals - we love you. Feel free to order as long as you agree to our terms.
Everyone! Below is a rough estimation of our delivery success. Decide if this is good enough for you prior to ordering.
UK = > 99%
EU = > 98%
USA = > 97%
AUSTRALIA = > 95%
SCANDANAVIA = > 94%
Australians - yes we send to you! Big and small.
Don't believe us though, do your research and check our feedback and also check in the forums. We send between 100 - 200 parcels per day. MBB is used for all orders, and varying levels of stealth depending on product and quantity ordered.
======= REQUIRED READING =======
► By placing an order with us you agree to all of the terms and conditions.
► NO REFUNDS FOR: Scandinavia, Denmark, Estonia, Russia and Ukraine. Sorry guys, you have the strictest customs in the world. So you accept all liability by ordering. You can wait till it arrives before finalizing - BUT if it doesn't arrive, then you will be required to release funds.
► NO REFUNDS FOR accounts that are less than 2 months old, or with less than 300 USD spent.
► No combined shipping of different product types. Each is sent froma different location.
► You can order multiples of the same product and these will be sent together. ie 2 * lsd blotter will be sent together
► If you claim your product does not arrive, you qualify for a one time only refund of 30% maximum.
► Long standing clients will receive higher refund rates in case of non-arrival.
► We will never resend product in the case of non-arrival.
► Orders taken to the resolution center must request a 14 day extension before a refund will be considered.
► We will not refund outside of the resolution center.
► Therefore, do not finalize early.
► Please use the resolution center if there is a problem.
► We reserve the right to cancel any order for any reason.
► Keep all questions simple and in the subject line if possible.
► Depending on which day it's dispatched, your order could take a lot longer than it did for others.
► All orders must be placed through Silk Road. Bitcoin only.
► Do not send Privnote.
► Do not ask for samples.
► Only custom orders for large amounts are considered.
► Don't provide specific details about how the package looks in your feedback nor the forums.
► If for whatever reason you aren't satisfied with your order, contact us immediately before leaving negative feedback.
► Zero exceptions to these terms and conditions.
=====END=OF=REQUIRED=READING=====
<<<ANNOUNCMENTS>>>
5/06/13
<<<SERVICE UPDATE>>>
Hello everyone. A quick update... we've been streamling a few processes within our workflow - here are vague specifics:
<<LSD>>
As feedback is showing this is now going out pretty quickly.
<HOFMANN>
Restocked. Available in up to 100's
<ALEX GREY HOFMANNS>
The stock that is listed is the last we will be getting.
<MAYANS>
The stock this is listed is the last we will be getting (these newer listings became available after a bulk purchaser had to cancel their order)
<LOTUS (tabs and vials)>
No set date yet, but within 10 days.
<TOC/TCR>
Will be listed during the break, to be packed and sent upon return of shipper.
****HOLIDAY FOR LSD PACKER*****
Get your orders in before 10th to have stuff sent before the 1 week service outage.
<<MDMA>>
We have now added a 20g listing.
We've refined the workflow here, meaning we are getting stuff out MUCH more quickly. Thanks for baring with us this past month - things have been hectic....
THE END IS NEAR!!! for now.
We will be running till the end of the month and then we will be taking down all listings. Week commencing 24th we will be having a SALE - we will swallow the SR fees and will add free shipping to certain products.
(As previously mentioned we will rise from the holiday when TCR arises....)
4/06/13
LSD will NOT be sent 11th - 19th June 2013. LSD wo/man is taking a proper break during this time.
4/06/13
LSD - being processed within 24 hours and sent within 36 hours.
MDMA & PILLS- being processed with 48 hours and sent within 48 hours
HASH - being processed within 24 hours and sent within 36 hours.
31/05/13
WE ARE GOING BACK TO AN OLD GPG KEY... please reimport!
30/05/13 -LSD orders are back to being sent out within 36 hours of being marked in transit (from the next working day)
MDMA & XTC = SLOW SLOW SLOW
We're getting hundreds of orders a day, so will now NOT process orders till the point the enter the physical packing que... this will allow you to cancel the order if we are taking too long. If you don't mind waiting a hot minute, then order away :)
30/05/13 - we are processing orders with approx 3-4 days lag. By ordering from us, we assume that you understand this... please also factor this in with our postal days which can be found below....
25/05/13 BANK HOLIDAY - orders won't be processed till Tueday 28th if you placed them Fri 24th midday onwards. Royal mail doesn't collect post during this time, so we will be prepping as many of the orders as we can.
==================================================================================
<<<SENDING>>>
We send three times a week, Monday, Wednesday & Friday. This is for our and your safety.
Once your item is marked in transit, it is usually sent within 24-72 hours, unless communicated otherwise in the ANNOUNCEMENTS section.
==================================================================================
<<<SHIPPING>>>
Shipping times estimated business days:
UK 1 - 3
Europe 3 - 7
Canada 5 - 8
Asia 4 - 7
South-America 6 - 14
Middle-East 6 - 14
USA 7 - 14
>>> Orders can be resolved after these maximum businessday shipping times + 14 days.
==================================================================================
<<<REVIEWS>>>
"The level of customer care you go to often makes me forget that this is an illegal drug market.
You guys are a credit to humanity! Thank you for your hard work. "
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"TL;DR - Flawless vendor. Order without hesitation, he gets my highest recommendation.
Review:
I ordered a vial back before he worked out a new shipping method. He was responsive and professional in all of our communications.
When I had an issue with my order, he was polite & immediately rectified the problem without issue. That's the kind of customer service that is priceless in a market like this and separates the top-tier vendors from the rest.
As for the quality of his LSD - it was bar none the cleanest trip I've had yet. Electric, lucid, positive - if you are looking for love, peace, and the joy of existence, JOR is your vendor."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
More reviews here:
General announcements & Feedback
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=46574.0
MDMA&XTC; reviews&feedback;
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=105745.0
==================================================================================
| rating | review | freshness | item |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5 of 5 | Jesus Is Tops!! Ninja Stealth Shipping.. and Product.. it smells just Thick...Cant wait to try! | 3 minutes | item |
| 5 of 5 | Perfect, as always. | 8 minutes | item |
| 5 of 5 | Dispatched quickly, stealth was good and weighed exactly as expected. | 12 minutes | item |
| 5 of 5 | Excellent packaging and reasonably fast delivery. Haven't tried yet, but will definitely buy more if ace. | 16 minutes | item |
| 5 of 5 | Tabs look brand new. Super fast delivery, lovely artwork. Beautiful, JOR. Thanks so much! | 24 minutes | item |
| 5 of 5 | Tabs look brand new. Super fast delivery, lovely artwork. Beautiful, JOR. Thanks so much! | 24 minutes | item |
| 5 of 5 | love the stealth!!Keep up the good work!Will defo use you again | 31 minutes | item |
| 5 of 5 | 9 days UK, but excellent packaging and product as ever | 50 minutes | item |
| 5 of 5 | brilliant service, will be coming back for more | 59 minutes | item |
| 5 of 5 | Top of the class vendor. Have no doubt, Jesus saves. | 1 hour | item |
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