5.1.13

Hiya Folks - This is a brief visit with the Silk Road Community and I have brought a few new products to offer - Depending on your interest in them, will determine if they will be back in the future. Give me your thoughts:)

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Greetings Silk Road Shoppers - 

I am JUICE. Thank you so much for allowing me to provide for all of your nefarious blackmarket needs.

Please read my rules below before you order. If you have any doubt or questions - let me know. My address is below

USPS Priority shipping is included in all of my orders. USPS Express is available but you must discuss with me first.

I am not DOMINOS PIZZA and therefore do not share their nearly instantaneous delivery guarantee. Just because you order today DOES NOT guarantee you will receive it tomorrow. It does not work like that folks.

I must have time to access a computer, log into my account, review orders, confirm payment is correct, compose labeling a discreet parcel packaging, buy postage, eat, breathe, sleep..etc....I have a life to live folks. If you are in that much of a hurry, I would suggest you stop fiending and order a little earlier next time - not when you are down to your final dose. That being said I do my very best to expeditiously get your order to you just as fast as humanly possible. If I say I mailed it - then it is out of my hands and cannot influence it any further.

If you have an urgent delivery requirement, you must talk to me first to see if I can accommodate. Frequently I can, but there are times that I cannot.

I am based on the Left Side of the States, therefore, shipping to surrounding areas should be 1-2 days. Remainder of US should be 2-5 days delivery time. 

Please use PGP, GPG Encryption or Privnote. If you don't know these - I suggest you protect yourself and learn them.

Ordering Protocol:

1. In general, I work within the escrow system. If you don't have a buying history - I will require you to FE. 

2. If you are a SR veteran with an established and positive purchase history - Please order as you please.

3. Please inquire for Bulk Transactions - I buy and sell.

4. I do not give out DCN #'s unless there is a delay in delivery. I am on top of every delivery as any of my customers can attest. I will keep you updated on status and location throughout transaction from ordering to delivery. 

5. Standard USPS Priority and First Class are standard and included. For a nominal upcharge, I can ship USPS Express.

6. Once you order - provide shipping and contact information in the following format. This is very important:
          
          Your Name 
          Address 
          City, State, Zip Code

Your satisfaction is very important to me. Please contact me with any questions or issues. Your positive review is greatly appreciated. Please do not leave any feedback unless a transaction has been completed. That means if I cancelled your order for whatever reason, don't score me with a 3 because I couldn't accommodate you. It takes significant effort to earn and maintain a perfect score of 100 only to have it ruined by a bitter person who was not mistreated in any way whatsoever. Fair play please.